Once upon a time I was a barefoot hippie. If you extrapolate flip-flops down to their Platonic ideal, you can arrive at something you can fold up into your back pocket.
I just don’t give a fuck. Adidas slides are basically my only good weather shoe. And most of the time I slide them into each other and stick them into my cargo short pocket. I have been doing this for like over 30 years and I hope to keep living life like this for the next 30 years.
I wanna live somewhere with weather that nice and clean infrastructure.

These feets are made for walking.

You built up a healthy layer of thick skin after a while.

Yeah I do and lose a bit in the winter. Gotta start walking on gravel when the weather gets warm.