☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆Ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but for software development
osaerisxeroThis is 1000% funnier because of the avatar with the dog head
ItsGhostBut apparently it’s usually the wrong type of dog face wuffs.org/@Ninji/114556719027277009
Ninji (@[email protected])
Oh no, it’s only the first full day of CFz and I’ve already opened a can of worms by wearing the wrong kind of dog face around the convention (I got written approval from con ops, but it seems that a couple of people raised such a stink about it that I’m now forbidden from wearing it before 8pm 🙃)
SRE always starting shit
Site Reliability Engineering, a.k.a. the sysadmins babysitting the Big servers
Derp, of course, brain just never made that connection there thanks
FreeBirdWe already have Linus Thorvalds /jk
JRaccoonHe would be the perfect host for the show
propter_hog [any, any]Don’t come to my work
katy ✨you'd get to the 6th episode and then the 7th would just be "@todo complete this later"
and not of the stage directions would be documented.
SexUnderSocialism [she/her]“Are you serious?! You pushed this straight to production?! NO TESTS?! NO CI/CD?! It’s not even sanitized! It’s RAW!! IT’S FUCKING RAW!!!”
WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU ADD .ENV TO .GITIGNORE YOU FUCKING DONKEY!?!?!
Also halfway, they discovered that they lost half their long term archive due to ransomware. They managed to recover the other half because it already got leaked first.
The first half sounds so true to me. Like it was an intern that really wanted a replica set, but instead of using the same platform the company was using, hacked together something running on Linux. Ofc they didn’t tell anyone how it worked, and everyone else knew windows server so no one poked it.
It used to be running on a spare pentium 4, but was virtualized as no one knew why things stopped working when it was turned off