Mastodawn

unidentified anomalous phenomenon

No matter the language you speak, your nationality, colour or creed, regardless of how you express your gender or whom you love,

I want you to know

I don't want to download your fucking app 💚

heteroszuverén vagyok 6d ago

@anarchiv follow the Pride events in your area with our brand new Pride App

unidentified anomalous phenomenon 6d ago

@Stoori you knew you had to do it to 'em

@Stoori @anarchiv
> opens data privacy page on app store
> "This app can access your location, photos and videos, contacts, phone number, name and email."
> opens privacy policy
> "We and our 137 partners want to improve your experience when using our services."
> closes banner
> "To improve Pride App, we use the following technologies:" *links to trackers from 14 different companies, all of which have a history of unethical practices*

Paul_IPv6 6d ago

👏👏👏

and if "it's a better experience in our app", please just hire better web developers...

@anarchiv
no quiero descargar tu puta aplicación

我不想下载你那该死的应用程序

Je ne veux pas télécharger votre putain d'application

لا أريد تحميل تطبيقك اللعين

Я не хочу скачивать ваше гребаное приложение.

お前のアプリなんかダウンロードしたくない

("i dont wanna download your fucking app" in the united nations 5 non english languages and also nihongo because im a fucking weeb)

Shoestring Budget Console Cowboy 6d ago

@anarchiv you didn't say anything about using the web interface.

J. "Henry" Waugh 6d ago

@anarchiv so you're saying that you will not be downloading Grindr, Tinder, or the like, but everything else is okay

... y'know. Non-fucking apps

(Fully agree, jokes aside)

Come tell me about it on my Discord at :D

easter man 6d ago

not even the Poob app?

unidentified anomalous phenomenon 5d ago

@easterman the excuse me what now

easter man 4d ago

Poob has it for you, now that Squeegee and Queemo are down. Flimp has most of the same stuff but it costs more