my weird adhd superpower is immediately identifying spoonerisms (where you swap the first syllables or sounds of two words) which is why I'm sat here laughing at the phrase "fitted sheet".

@gsuberland I absolutely concur!
And people of give me The Look™ when I utter these with only little context (f.i. "is an anagram of"

#adhdUnited #iKnowAnagramsAreSomethingDifferent