ZerodimeJun 8
 sodiboo:
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Show threadhe calls me a bitch on page 2 !!!Jun 8
@sodiboo this is me
Show thread[object Dragon]Jun 8
@sneexy @sodiboo but you literally just changed from green to blue recently wdym /j
Show threadFleshJun 8
@sodiboo I feel like this somehow works better because of how silly "I wanna turn green is".
Like, no room for concern trolling, just "I want this body change on purpose, doesn't matter what you think about it".
Show threadworm Jun 8
@sodiboo cause I feel green if u know what I mean !!
Show threadMultibot ∀-f1e066 'Grex' (⚵-e2e9af 'Lyth')Jun 8
@sodiboo Fun fact: that series is a trans allegory

- posted by ⚵-e2e9af 'Lux'/'Leo'
Show threadRynn 🌙 Professional Cyberwitch 🌙Jun 8
@sodiboo They missed the part where the doctor asked if you've made yourself green every day for the past year to make sure you want to be green.
Show threadEva MikkonenJun 8
@lycanmatriarch @sodiboo They missed several nurse, doctor and psychiatrist evaluations regarding complete lifetime to evaluate if one actually wants to be green
Show threadEva MikkonenJun 8
@lycanmatriarch @sodiboo Oh and that all those appointments are actually copies of each other, questions just vary slightly
Show thread🌈☔🌦️🍄🌱🍉 (dect: 5463)Jun 8
@lycanmatriarch @sodiboo I think it's supposed to be more utopic?
Show threadOzzelotJun 8
@sodiboo
This feels allegorical, but I cannot put my finger on how exactly.
Show thread🐧DaveNull🐧 ☣️pResident Evil☣Jun 8

@ozzelot Reminds me of rightards morons supporting trump, then they're all be like "But why did I lost my job!!!??? I don't deserve it, it's not fair!!! I thought he was going to fire non-white people only!!!"

@sodiboo

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@devnull @ozzelot @sodiboo
Kind of the opposite I would say, since the green type is happy with the outcome.
Show thread🐧DaveNull🐧 ☣️pResident Evil☣Jun 12

@econads You think rightards are not happy with the outcome?

Some of them just regret they're part of the victims but all of them still happy people they hate are still part of the victims, that public services are being destroyed, climate crisis is being ignored so moron with urban tanks can still pollute, endanger pedestrians and cyclists and piss of everyone for their own comfort…

Fascists' schadenfreude is a real thing…

@ozzelot @sodiboo

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@devnull
Yeah for sure. I was thinking of the specific case where it affects them, like leopards ate my face meme. Like the green dude here is happy, and it affects only them. I'm not sure what the equivalent phrasing would be. Leopards let me stroke them, maybe?

@ozzelot @sodiboo

Show threadtoybox [fr]Jun 8
@sodiboo "Also you need eight more doctors' opinions plus four application files with mostly the same information but you have to repeat the information all the same because you must send them to different places and they will reject it otherwise. Alternatively, we can give you right now these pills that freshen your breath, everyone loves fresh breath."
Show threadTayJun 8
@sodiboo @altbot
Show threadAhri EnbyJun 8
@tay @sodiboo @altbot still broken. Pinging @micr0
Show threadClariSys    [0x636174]Jun 8
@ahrienby @tay @sodiboo maybe just don't use alt bot

It's never good alt text anyways
Show thread sodiboo:Jun 8
@Chloe @ahrienby @tay I mean, it's better than nothing.?

but also like. my alt text is also good ​​
Show threadNikoJun 8
@sodiboo @Chloe @tay @ahrienby “better than nothing” when it relatively often misses the entire point because AI has no clue what the critical part of images/shitposts are compared to a human
Show threadTransbian_Arsonists (Seraphine)Jun 8
@niko @Chloe @tay @sodiboo @ahrienby altbot is only good for walls of text and at that point just use ocr lmao

- posted by Seraphine
Show threadTayJun 8
@Transbian_Arsonists @niko @Chloe @sodiboo @ahrienby@transfem.social in my expereince it does pretty well, and with images this simple I'd expect it to provide a decent result (worst case it can be edited after), I am not aware of any ocr bots (ig I could download the image to my phone and do some sort of ocr there and then add the text regarding panels and speaker)
Show threadTayJun 8
@sodiboo @Chloe @ahrienby@transfem.social but it apparently doesn't federate to my instance ​​
Show threadAlexia Starling  Jun 8
@tay @altbot @sodiboo

A three-panel comic in a crudely drawn style with stick figures.

The first panel features a patient and a doctor, they exchange a conversation:
Patient: I would like to turn green
Doctor: You realize that if you take the medication that turns you green, you'll turn green right?
Patient: Yeah that's the point

In the second panel, the pills themselves are seen in a container labeled "pills that make you green; Warning: will give you green skin".
The patient says "Now that I have these pills I just have to take them every single day to turn green, this is great"

The third panel has the patient, now drawn in green, say "unsurprisingly I don't regret this thing I did on purpose for several months". Above the speech of the patient, there is a "Several months later" title text.
Show thread sodiboo:Jun 8
@tay @altbot what why? it has alt text. everything I post does
Show thread sodiboo:Jun 8
@tay wait what. no it doesn't on tf.s. ?? nor on absturztaube???
Show threadEmilia Nyx 0x161691 Jun 8
@sodiboo @tay not here either
Show threadClariSys    [0x636174]Jun 8
@ixhby @tay @sodiboo there's alt text here
Show threadmir is making changesJun 8
@Chloe @tay @ixhby @sodiboo here too fwiw
Show threadNikoJun 8
@mir @Chloe @tay @ixhby @sodiboo both here and on furry.engineer there's alt text can confirm
Show threadashley but GAYERJun 8
@mir @Chloe @tay @ixhby @sodiboo it has it on here too
Show threadTeflonTrout  he/himJun 8
@sodiboo this also works for people who have uteruses but would very much like to not
Show threadsmiddiJun 8

@sodiboo

People, who terrorize him for turning green: "Look, how he is sorry for turning green now."

Show threadYzaJun 8
@sodiboo okay, now we need to hit the gym and get the pills that make you grow tusks
Show threadAnna Mish  Jun 8
@sodiboo
Me 7 months into taking pills that make you green: (is green)
My dad: "So...you're all in on being green?"
Show thread sodiboo:Jun 8
@Miss_Anna let's go gambling . I'm going all in on green.
Show threadLuna LacteaJun 8
@sodiboo I think even if I ended up not liking being green I would still not regret it because I did it intentionally & fully expecting to become entirely green. Now at least I know that I don't like being green. Maybe I can try being blue next & see if I like that.
Show threadLuna LacteaJun 8
@sodiboo In reality though, I already know that if I was green I would die.
Show threadZeta SyanthisJun 9

@sodiboo

When I went in for HRT I was asked repeatedly if I knew the medication would result in breast growth. I was like "yep, that's the bloody idea!"

Show thread@now@nJun 9
@sodiboo Whoever liked that can find the entire corpus on the Pills That Make You Green tumblr ! https://www.tumblr.com/tpwrtrmnky/753253850006306816/posting-all-of-the-pills-that-make-you-green
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Show threadMiakodaJun 10
@sodiboo Am I correct in thinking this is a metaphore for trans people transitioning?
Show thread sodiboo:Jun 10
@hellomiakoda yeah
Show threadMark T. TomczakJun 11

@sodiboo "Are you sure? You know... It's not that easy being green."

(... the doctor is Kermit. This is now a Muppets adventure.

... Shit, if Jim Henson were still doing the muppets this would be a muppets adventure, wouldn't it.)

Show threadGlenn SetoJun 12
@sodiboo "Warning: Side effects may include suspicion of being a space pirate among Starfleet personell and other awesome stuff."
Show threadbyte::Arc<Gay>  :rabiesPride:  Jun 12
@sodiboo well this explains @green
Show thread sodiboo:Jun 12
@byte@awawa.club @green

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/a8qjwq1tzmw0005o