the Illuminati Hotline
@ancient_catbus for those asking themselves the same question as I am: this seems to be real, there is at least a tourquoise triangle phone which seems to be very real: https://www.santavelharia.com.br/peca.asp?ID=24604438
@ancient_catbus @amassaro Call them up and ask them if their fridge is running and when they say it is tell them theyโ€™d better go catch it!
@ancient_catbus "Yes, I'd like to order a large Toblerone"
@ancient_catbus "all our operators are busy, please tri again later"