MelatoninSince we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character you'd actually vote for to be President of the US?
King Julien. No one comes close.
propter_hog [any, any]That’s who we have now
No, where’s the crown?
He probably has one
Endymion_MallornOkay, where's the sense of style?
Ok, can give him that. But where’s the “all problems shall be solved with dancing” executive order.
Damnit, you’re right
FaridI gather you like to move it move it?
And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!
At least the irratic behaviour internationally would be presented in a funny way 😉
King Bob, from Minions. We have to run through the RGB spectrum. Green would be Shrek, blue would be James P Sullivan
mufasa wasnt born in the US, he cant be president. i say the creepy toon villain from who framed roger rabbit. he’s electable.
SanguineParArcher.
Mallory Archer.
So, Lucille from Arrested Development
They have the same vibe, but Lucille is kind of a buffoon, whereas Mallory gets shit done.
They’re literally the same character, other than the fact that Lucille has to be more manipulative than Mallory. Mallory gets shit done directly because she is directly in charge. Lucille manipulates everyone around her, and gets shit done indirectly. It isn’t as efficient, but it’s the only path she has.
Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.
If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).
Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.
we’re headed for Barry though. 😞
Eh… idk man. Barry qas redeemable at the end and barring a few cases was surprisingly competent. Pretty sure we got spray tan Cheryl. (Nepo baby, you’re never sure if theyre on drugs or just severely mentally deficient, and definitely unironically uses the phrase, “the poors”)
BizzleKeith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.
I mean we could just use Keith David in general right? Like would it necessarily have to be that version from Rick & Morty?
We could but I mean he’s already got experience
He’s got VP experience if we go with the Saints Row version
He’s a VP that really gets things done, in Saints Row.
caseyweedermanRequiem for a Dream though…
President meeseeks would be fire. He’d get shit done for people.
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It’s unfair!
I’m pretty sure he turned it down?
I was gonna say, you’ve got to be real careful about your timeline there
TheImpressiveXClark Kent.
He always disappears in emergency situations though. Can’t rely on the guy.
MontaggeWilliam Murderface
I want the whole band as president. Joint office shared by five dudes who just want everything to be black and metal all the time.
At least they’re open about wanting people to die.
The bass is the foundation of the executive branch of the government!
They were governors of Florida
rmukThey’d get bored after a time and Charles Foster Offdensen would have to step in.
I mean Charles is incredibly competent at just about everything so…
Murderface Murderface Murderface
The Lorax
Daria
Bender Bending Rodríguez
MelllvarHe’ll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.
Johnny Bravo
… a senile version of him IS actually the president.
Nah. Johnny respected consent.
The Alzheimer’s took the consent circuit
Griffith, he is just so charismatic and determined. And those CURLS
Your average Griffith enjoyer
Space Ghost
Space Ghost and Dino Boy Space Ghost or Space Ghost Coast to Coast Space Ghost?
Coast to Coast of course
Space Tree
DivineChaos100 [none/use name]
Carl [he/him]
My villain choice: Lex Luthor
My hero choice: The Martian Manhunter