touristYou ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?
theupsanddownsofLike a load or burden has been lifted. (Well dropped really)
tenchiken“Boost” yes… Mood? No.
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Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for […]
I remember when I was on the healthiest diet I ever had. I took a shit every 48 hours. The consistency was hard, yet smooth and spreadable. It had a diameter of about 2" with a well defined beginning and end. It didn’t take long to exit my body as well. 15 seconds from sitting to shitting. When the toilet was one with a step and the turd chose to stay, I had to stand up to let it all out, or move to let it fall. The emptiness in my bowels caused my balls to cramp not once. Those were the best. Not even much to clean up afterwards. And not only it opened my asshole to let shit out, but also the possibility to shove things in. Who knows, maybe someday some domina will want to do butt stuff. I’ll be ready then.
OmegaMouseWhat was your diet? :o
Midnight Wolfsmooth and spreadable
notices your knife and bread
slowly backs away
Cyrus DraegurIt’s nice not being so full of shit, right?
macnielBut Hungry Man always said that it’s good to be full?!
Msome of us keep the flame burning with metaphorical shit.
gon [he]It’s happened
I have IBS, so when I take a nice, normal shit, it feels like a triumph
It’s almost transcendental, the feeling of satisfaction
The little push, the delivery, the smooth exit, the lightness afterwards
It’s quite wonderful
I enjoy it every few months…
Some of those make your belly warm for 45 minutes. Bliss…
Venus_ZiegenfalleJust earlier today because I overslept this morning and didn’t have a chance to go then. I was afraid it may ruin my streak but we’re going strong.
glorkonNo because those usually clog my toilet.
Every day.
AkasazhFamous director Stanley Kuric made a movie about that once.
Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.
CatZoomiesI know what you mean.
All my happiest friends are proud of their shits. I think it’s the key to happiness
LogicalDrivelWhen you stand up and look back in the toilet, and all you can say is “Holy shit”.