EY! I’m WALKIN’ ova here!

Love oceanic evolution.

“That’s goofy as fuck, looks like a child drew it.”

“Does it fuck and make more?”

“Well, yeah, I guess, but…”

“GOOD ENOUGH. Put it in production.”

They’re standing on the seafloor. Everyone knows you don’t swim when standing on the floor. ffs who doesn’t know this.
They could be dancing on the seafloor but no, they just stand there, menacingly.
They overwhelm their predators with the menacing T-pose
They can dance if they want to. They can leave their friends behind.

As much as we gave yall shit for having so many insufferable libs among your ranks, its silly shit like this that I will miss from the cooler folks over on .ee

Some of yall should consider coming over to hexbear.

We also have by far the best emoji game

The fuck are you doing here?
I love those grumpy little fish
They’re gearing up to do an XCOM on us.

So I’m gonna go looking once I hit “post”, but anyone got any links to specific cams?

Edit: I found www.openoceans.org/web-cams

Ocean Web Cams | Open Oceans Global

Ocean web cams from around the world

This was posted by someone else yesterday, but I didn’t save their comment

visdeurbel.nl/en/

The Fish Doorbell — The Fish Doorbell

Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.

The Fish Doorbell
Last week tonight reported on that one a couple weeks ago. It’s fun
There’s nautiluslive.org/tech/ev-nautilus who have a YT chanel with live feeds.
E/V Nautilus

Exploration Vessel (E/V) Nautilus is owned and operated by the Ocean Exploration Trust (OET), a 501(c)(3) nonprofit established to explore the world’s oceans to seek out new discoveries in the fields of geology, biology, maritime history, archaeology, and chemistry.

Nautilus Live
He’s pretending to walk while 5 of his buddies swim up behind you to attack. You fool!
THE ANCESTORS OF THESE WALKING MOTHERFUCKERS IS WHY I HAVE TO PAY TAXES NOW
I mean… Also your ancestors
Halve your attack surface with one easy trick!
Why swim when you can walk, I always say…
I’m assuming walking uses less energy than swimming. Birds walk because it uses less energy than flying.

Air is a gaseous fluid.

This is just how birds look at all of us.