fossilesque
CatoblepasEY! I’m WALKIN’ ova here!
shalafiLove oceanic evolution.
“That’s goofy as fuck, looks like a child drew it.”
“Does it fuck and make more?”
“Well, yeah, I guess, but…”
“GOOD ENOUGH. Put it in production.”
donThey’re standing on the seafloor. Everyone knows you don’t swim when standing on the floor. ffs who doesn’t know this.
They could be dancing on the seafloor but no, they just stand there, menacingly.
They overwhelm their predators with the menacing T-pose
They can dance if they want to. They can leave their friends behind.
Nakoichi [they/them]As much as we gave yall shit for having so many insufferable libs among your ranks, its silly shit like this that I will miss from the cooler folks over on .ee
Some of yall should consider coming over to hexbear.
We also have by far the best emoji game
AlexisFRThe fuck are you doing here?
Morbid [she/her, they/them]I love those grumpy little fish
Deflated0neThey’re gearing up to do an XCOM on us.
Miles O'BrienSo I’m gonna go looking once I hit “post”, but anyone got any links to specific cams?
Edit: I found www.openoceans.org/web-cams
This was posted by someone else yesterday, but I didn’t save their comment
Last week tonight reported on that one a couple weeks ago. It’s fun
There’s nautiluslive.org/tech/ev-nautilus who have a YT chanel with live feeds.
He’s pretending to walk while 5 of his buddies swim up behind you to attack. You fool!
zqwzzleTHE ANCESTORS OF THESE WALKING MOTHERFUCKERS IS WHY I HAVE TO PAY TAXES NOW
I mean… Also your ancestors
Halve your attack surface with one easy trick!
Why swim when you can walk, I always say…
I’m assuming walking uses less energy than swimming. Birds walk because it uses less energy than flying.
Yeah, makes sense.
“My leg!”
Air is a gaseous fluid.
This is just how birds look at all of us.