Joe Groff (1M Context)Our stopped clock technology is still in its infancy, but it's already reached an accuracy rate of two or more times per day, and there's no reason for us to believe that won't improve dramatically in the future
Lately I've noticed an almost cult-like mentality among stopped clock deniers. And if you had asked me six hours ago, I would've agreed with them—that clock was literally as wrong as it can possibly be. But if you're not looking at that clock right this moment,
~@joe A stopped clock is right twice a day, but one that runs backwards is right *four* times a day. Our best scientists are working on running the clock backwards even faster to allow for more frequent accuracy!
@modulusshift Besides, if you're still judging the clock's accuracy by looking at the face, you're still stuck in 2021. We have agents now that will automatically reread the face until the result is accurate
@joe Our bespoke AI-designed model has multiple fingers per hand to increase the amount of times you can read at once! Accuracy rate increasing by leaps and bounds!