I didn't originally have "Clean up a large jar of mincemeat that's flown out of the kitchen cupboard" on my to-do list today. I blame the #poltergeists (nothing to do with me putting the jar too close to the edge).
@druid Bloody nuisance, those ghosts...

@druid mince - walk with short quick steps in an affectedly dainty manner.

It's not happy in a jar!