weirdDon't forget to sand
SonicBlue03That looks like Hans Sanitizer.
sobriquetI spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.
My efforts produced .25% as the number indicating this only works on the weakest hans.
macnielI don’t like sand. Its rough, it’s irritating especially when it speaks german.
DiplomjodlerJetzt werd’ bloß nicht frech hier, du ferngesteuerte Unterhose!
B-TR3ESchutt up and eat your zand. Do not force me to go for ze Labskaus!
But my Sandschneidemaschine is broken!
The Sandschneidemaschinenmechanikermeister will take care of that.
Man, that language is crazy.
comador “With Vitamin M”
Wow, it must be made with unobtainium!
dohpaz42Maximum Lasting
That’s not the word I saw. 😳
I’m with you on this one.
DUMBASSThat’s not what it says.
Pandantic [they/them]Interestingly, hanitizer is what I call the sanitizing stuff you put on you hands.
TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾My dad does too lol
I see your dad values efficiency in his communications.
He’s also a primary care provider lol
Curious how the “an” in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase
You’re right. Almost makes me think it might be photoshopped.
PeterssonAlso I think the thumb in the upper part of the picture has another thumb.
Are you saying the internet could be lying to me?! :shocked-pikachu:
Well, the “s” is lower case, too
For inflection. GermAHNs.
Good eye, it’s photoshop
I could tell by the pixels.
The illusion is good, balanced enough to trick skimmers
All you Krauts better watch your backs!
There is nothing wrong with my backs.
0,09% aren’t enough.
DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!
Let’s make it more fun, a chaotic comment chain:
DIESE
WIZARD POPE💫SPRICH
0lauraKOMMENTAR-SEKTION
DEUTSCH
ATEMLOS
SLOTTERMEIER
It seems the original post was deleted, but I found this version with more pixels. Sadly, someone added some shit all over it. I might try to edit it out later.
donut_delivery
21Cabbage“Masturbating formula with Vitamin M”
OpenStarsOh is that what that said - I was like wtf is Vitamin 2!?!
SteamymoomilkCommon misconception uggh. You put it on sand to make hands. Duh
Why else would they call it a handitiser
/S
That’s like 7,5 million Germans.
Fission Mailed Successfully
Tailz (she/her)How I read in my dreams:
Übercomplicated“Masturbating Formula with Vitamin M”
See, the version without Vitamin M is less effective…
HupfPocket sand!
…Hanitizer