How to hold onto a subway pole

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/35715236

Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.
That’s what I call making use of Nature’s gift.
She’s doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.
If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

is this the gen-z “if a tree falls in a forest”?

if she fart does chat goon?

Tarzan did it first
To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet…sort of.
Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus
That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.
Riding the bussy and she’s got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.
We’re going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT
Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks
nasty and inconsiderate

exactly!

they should be using the front, not the back…

Red shirt guy is finally happy in that moment.
In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.
Got his water bottle in a strategic place…
Eins A Scheißepfosten
Don’t skip cheek day
As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you’ve beefy enough cheeks.
I wish I was that pole
I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.