Today I learned the term "semi-troglodyte house" which means a house partially built into a cave.

What I did not learn is a term for the worst spiral staircase I've ever seen in my life.

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@weirdestate

No, no. Well-designed stairs make you complacent. I appreciate stairs that are clear in their hostile intentions.