GabrielleMay 30
Dan Sinker
honestly my day was pretty shitty until Elon got hit in the face
May 30 at 8:03pmWeb
Show threadEmma Loves ☕️May 30
@dansinker wait? what?
Show threadBrian KungMay 30
@emma @dansinker Looks like potentially this: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-black-eye-trump-doge-b2760990.html
Mystery over Elon Musk’s black eye as he joins Trump in Oval Office for goodbye event

The press conference officially marked the end of his time as a special government employee heading up the Department of Government Efficiency

The Independent
Show threadEmma Loves ☕️May 30
@briankung @dansinker damn, his kids all turn on him, don't they. 
Show threadAnimalSpiritsMay 30
@dansinker
Clearly a drug-deal-gone-wrong backhanded-with-a-pinkey-ring type injury.
Show threadtripleman, a 🇨🇦 in 🇩🇪May 30
@dansinker Am I alone in hoping for a Tarantino ending to this stupid fucking movie?
Show threadHanna   May 30
@dansinker This is the first I am hearing about this and my day has now turned around. Oh happy day!
Show threadThe 53 Vocho 💖🐛May 31
@dansinker Well that makes my day better as well