If I were in a fire and suffocating and somehow had a long tube in a bathroom, I think I’d stick the hose out the window and breathe that water instead.

And if I found myself:

  • trapped in a bathroom
  • suffocating due to smoke from a fire
  • i have a long flexible tube
  • no windows in the bathroom AND
  • I’m somehow not going to burn to death

Then I’ll just fucking die. It’s fine. That’s such an edge case I’m not gonna worry about it.