I saw a red-beaked crow the other day, super rare. A Cornish Chough theyre called.

(I have no photos of my own but they look like these majestic bastards:)

Are you sure it isn’t just painted?

Ah dammit you got me. Just don’t tell the police okay? I got a bit drunk and painted five of these guys over the weekend and was hoping they’d breed to make more but apparently it doesnt work like that…