@Nine @nytpu @j0hnnyxm4s but, but... buzzworthy and cool

@j0hnnyxm4s Sliced into rounds with a knife. As the day goes on, the hot dog is only ever partially consumed. A fork with a piece of unadorned dog sits in the container, just shy of the only source of addition flavor: an unused puddle of ketchup. Eventually the container, fork, leftovers and all is unceremoniously swept into the trash. A week later a sternly worded anonymous note is left in the shared kitchen admonishing everyone else in the workplace for carelessly discarding the flatware.