things i cared about as a baby neteng superimposed over my constant neverending self-imposed nightmare reality🧃
In your past self's defence, the cool, twiddly nobby thing is VERY cool.
It's not relevant to anything I do for a living (I don't even work in IT), but I suddenly want one on my desk at work so that I can claim it's giving the 'wrong readout' whenever someone asks me to do something I think is daft.