Pedantic PSA: the plural of "clitoris" is "clitorises". You can, if you're being really pedantic on Greek derivations, say "clitorides", but that tends to look like you've made a typo.

"Clitori" is never correct.

@vagina_museum
Likewise
Penis
Penes - correct but pedantic
Penises - correct
Peni, penii - wrong
@hugh @vagina_museum dicks will do

@KFvMalssen @vagina_museum

Way to trample on the richness of the English language!
A dick can be a man who behaves tactlessly. This colours the penis meaning. A dick is a penis treated with a degree of contempt. Michelango's David has a penis, not a dick.