You can’t fool me. If a sink was at my door, it’d knock.
That person has some kind of problem. Or a time machine. Who are they?

Why do you fuckers keep telling me how old I am?!

I use to wait for Good Morning America to end so I could watch Captin Kangaroo, on a TV that you had to get up and walk over to just to change the chanel. Our first color TV.

To be honest, I’m on the tail end of that time.

F to pay respect
I think that’s the same sink that tried to murder my mother. No way in hell I’m letting it in.
DO NOT LET THIS SINK IN!
My GF suddenly is way older than me
I have aged like 15 years since January.
Good thing I was born in the 80s. I’m only 43.

I literally thought, “ooooo, simple arithmetic, wont do that just now. But yeah, iv been selling drugs and alcohol and 21 plus id cards and licenses to mfers born post 1999 for so long now, must be true.”

Then I remembered my own math. Yea I guess the 80s was younger time?

2019 was 15 years ago
@SnokenKeekaGuard
This maths checks out, I ran it by cHaTgPt