I'm incredibly stingy, and by that I mean I make the cheapest jokes
@secretasianman a turing machine does not have an infinitely long paper tape, it has a tape that can be extended infinitely. it may require stickytape and a few more rolls of paper tape to make it not run out.
@dysfun your point is well taken but that fucks up the haiku
@secretasianman see, i didn't even notice it was a haiku, i just thought it was a dad joke
@dysfun artisanal, multi-layered, syllabically-constrained dad jokes
@secretasianman Therefore, a Turing machine must never make a management decision
@secretasianman au contraire, this is high (ku) art