gamer rule
gamer rule
Yall seriously trying to tell me women are mammals?
THE WOKE MIND VIRUS HAS TO STOP
My wife is the first woman i have properly been with, and i find myself staring at her moustache when she’s watching the TV and unaware.
Im in no way turned off by it or anything like that, it’s just fascinating to me somehow. Like 6 years I’ve been with this woman and I still can’t stop.
This guy fucks on a shag carpet.
I think that’s why the british/Austin Powers call it shagging
Actually, you have that backwards, you see, the act was known as ‘shagging’, from the old english ‘shagadelic’ meaning excellent or enjoyable, long before the carpet existed. The style of carpet was found to be ideal for ‘shagging’ on, especially in groups, as the long fibres reduced slipping. Thus it became known as ‘shag pile’ due to the piles of ‘shaggers’ often using them.
This post is brought to you by the letters B, S, and insufficient sleep.
Oh god, I’m not usually one to horny-post but crunchy granola girls 💕
Long tangled hair, perhaps a bandana, no makeup, cargo shorts or flowy elephant pants, unshaved pits and legs, a human smell (and maybe some patchouli).
I knew a crunchy granola girl who rolled her joints using raw rotini noodles as the filter, proudly declaring to everyone in the smoke circle “it’s biodegradable!”, she was amazing.
I feel so lucky. My girlfriend has pet cacti (including has a bunch that are genetically the same cactus), art covering every wall (including a blanket pinned to the ceiling), pretty much all of her furniture (except her bed) was rescued from curbs or otherwise obtained through second-hand sources. Her pillows and blankets are a mix-mash of colors and textures, as are the cups and mugs in her cupboard. She loves to bake vegan treats and do needlepoint, and looks amazing in a summer dress.
When we were hanging out on her porch last weekend, a little bird kept coming really close to us and chirping. The lil guy looked straight at us, from one chair over. He did this several times, over separate occasions (we went inside for a while here and there.) The last time we saw him was just before sunset. He appeared out of nowhere, perched on a chairback across from us, gave us a single loud CHIRP, and disappeared into the night.
He had no fear. Maybe he was curious? I don’t know. But I’d like to believe our Sapphic Vegan Fae Magic is beginning to manifest.
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
I meant specifically with that character. I’m not saying Lara Croft was the first sexualized video game character.
Chun Li’s sexualización absolutely had an effect on me and many of us I’m sure. Tiger uppercut!
You’d think the literal apocalypse happening would be an acceptable justification for not being dolled up 100% of the time, yet here we are with Aloy.
And honestly, she looks pretty good for roughing it her whole life in a cabin that doesn’t have running water.
I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
AND I’M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU
A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH COMES FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH
HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TWAT?!
Orchestra: https://www.facebook.com/orchestre.ojv/Singer: Matthew McGeeAlbum: N64Arrangement: Julien Bodart
I rarely have any encounters with genuinely toxic gamers, but I remember one time a troll being rude to everyone and was bragging how great he is with having more points while I have zero (we are just few minutes into the game). I responded that he has zero sex in real life. He didn’t reply for a long time until he had enough and quit before telling me to kill myself. I think he quit because I eventually outscored him by a wide margin. Lol funniest gaming moment I had. I haven’t encountered the player again because he probably got banned.
These incels blame everyone but themselves. And the thing is, I give them the benefit of the doubt, because many of them are probably neurodivergent and don’t even realise it so they did not get the necessary help. I am not saying it is the person’s fault for being neurodivergent, but many incels who happen to be one easily lash out because they just don’t realise they are neurodivergent. I have a family member who was diagnosed only later in life, which explains a lot when we were growing up.