Yall seriously trying to tell me women are mammals?

THE WOKE MIND VIRUS HAS TO STOP

Not just mammals. The woke leftist mind flare virus is trying to convince you that FEMALES are actually HUMAN!!!
Don’t be ridiculous. Everybody know they are property. /s
The woke mind virus is trying to convince you that humans are distinct from property.
Also, women with PCOS are a thing.
Oh does that cause more facial hair?
I’ve known two people with PCOS, one of them is a (hot) man now, and the other has to shave more than me since I started hormome therapy. XD
I have hirsutism due to PCOS. I’m waxing that mofo of a mustache even though it hurts like a bitch. Ain’t got no time to waste on shaving every day lol. It’s the harmless part of having PCOS, and kinda wish it was my biggest concern about it, lol.
No laser as option?
Their hair might be too light to laser. My partner ran into that when he looked into laser hair removal.
The hair tends to grow back with PCOS regardless. Some people have better results with electrolysis, but for some the hair still comes back.
With no judgement, what is pcos? And what are the worse symptoms then being hairy?
It’s short for Polycystic ovary syndrome. It’s an endocrine disorder that in some women causes cysts to form on ovaries, hence the name, but it’s not a universal symptom. It can affect liver function (non-alcoholic fatty liver disease or NAFLD for short), increase cholesterol, cause insulin resistance and type 2 diabetes, sleep apnea, irregular menstrual cycle, pelvic pain (especially if a cyst ruptures, that can cause extreme pain), mood changes, make it difficult to get pregnant.
IS THAT WHY MY LIVER MIGHT BE LIVERING BADLY?? TIME TO ASK MY DOCTOR OH MY GOD
It’s a possibility. But there’s plenty other stuff that can mess with liver function. Another one off the top of my head is celiac disease.
There’s a number of things indeed, but it’s something to talk to the np about.
Wait until they hear about women’s mustaches and armpits! When I used to sneak looks at Playboys as a kid, bush was all the rage. Now at 33 as a gay man, bush is still rage. I love hair on everyone!

My wife is the first woman i have properly been with, and i find myself staring at her moustache when she’s watching the TV and unaware.

Im in no way turned off by it or anything like that, it’s just fascinating to me somehow. Like 6 years I’ve been with this woman and I still can’t stop.

Oh god yes. As a gay man? Give me ALL OF THE FUCKING HAIR. I wanna get carpet burn while sucking dick, thank you very much. No /s tag because I’m not being sarcastic.

This guy fucks on a shag carpet.

I think that’s why the british/Austin Powers call it shagging

Actually, you have that backwards, you see, the act was known as ‘shagging’, from the old english ‘shagadelic’ meaning excellent or enjoyable, long before the carpet existed. The style of carpet was found to be ideal for ‘shagging’ on, especially in groups, as the long fibres reduced slipping. Thus it became known as ‘shag pile’ due to the piles of ‘shaggers’ often using them.

This post is brought to you by the letters B, S, and insufficient sleep.

BS my ass. This is now canon.
Thanks for the comment, it rather made my day.
As a bi woman, absolutely. I’m personally one who doesn’t like falling behind on my shaving routine, but hair looks wonderful on anyone who chooses to grow it out. I may or may not have a weakness for crunchy granola girls myself. 😳

Oh god, I’m not usually one to horny-post but crunchy granola girls 💕

Long tangled hair, perhaps a bandana, no makeup, cargo shorts or flowy elephant pants, unshaved pits and legs, a human smell (and maybe some patchouli).

I knew a crunchy granola girl who rolled her joints using raw rotini noodles as the filter, proudly declaring to everyone in the smoke circle “it’s biodegradable!”, she was amazing.

I feel so lucky. My girlfriend has pet cacti (including has a bunch that are genetically the same cactus), art covering every wall (including a blanket pinned to the ceiling), pretty much all of her furniture (except her bed) was rescued from curbs or otherwise obtained through second-hand sources. Her pillows and blankets are a mix-mash of colors and textures, as are the cups and mugs in her cupboard. She loves to bake vegan treats and do needlepoint, and looks amazing in a summer dress.

When we were hanging out on her porch last weekend, a little bird kept coming really close to us and chirping. The lil guy looked straight at us, from one chair over. He did this several times, over separate occasions (we went inside for a while here and there.) The last time we saw him was just before sunset. He appeared out of nowhere, perched on a chairback across from us, gave us a single loud CHIRP, and disappeared into the night.

He had no fear. Maybe he was curious? I don’t know. But I’d like to believe our Sapphic Vegan Fae Magic is beginning to manifest.

“Sapphic Vegan Fae Magic” is such a vibe expression, ngl
I’ve always felt kind of marginalized in my enjoyment of women’s pubic hair. I don’t fully agree that liking it shaved is a definitive sign of a pedo, but I do hate that weird worship.
i genuinely cannot process the concept of finding pubic hair unappealing in general, like yeah sure if it’s like 10 long hairs that’s a bit weird but the same thing applies to hair anywhere on the body so eh, and 95% of pubic hair looks good
Bush is awesome. I still have an original vinyl pressing of Sixteen Stone!
Sorry to play into toxic masculinity, but I can’t help myself: the kind of people that complain about this are the kind of people who have never gotten laid and never will because they act like this.
Mammals?! With hair?! Absolutely not.

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Of course it’s peak performance. Even my phone can render this at hundreds of FPS.
What’s so funny about that is that her breasts were an accident. One dev entered a wrong number into the polygon for her breasts and it got that result. Everyone found it so hilarious they kept it in.
And then from then on, entitled men were like “I refuse to play any game that doesn’t sexualize this character’s exaggerated breasts.”
That probably started with Chun Li a few years earlier.

I meant specifically with that character. I’m not saying Lara Croft was the first sexualized video game character.

Chun Li’s sexualización absolutely had an effect on me and many of us I’m sure. Tiger uppercut!

Cubeboobies
Cuoobies was right there.
We all know why Elon shaped his truck like that
I remember reading the developer made the main character a woman because it’s easier to look at woman than a man…or something along those lines.
This incel would probably explode if he saw an actual bearded woman.

You’d think the literal apocalypse happening would be an acceptable justification for not being dolled up 100% of the time, yet here we are with Aloy.

And honestly, she looks pretty good for roughing it her whole life in a cabin that doesn’t have running water.

For the PS6 re-release they’ll include the smell-o-vision of a person from a world that has never heard of soap, deodorant, or toilet paper.
So everyone will be forced to smell a typical anime convention
Some people will be super into that and I’m happy for them. I’m not buying consoles anymore, so go nuts you weirdos.
Can’t wait for the new Conker

I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO

AND I’M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU

A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH COMES FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH

HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TWAT?!

[OJV] Conker's Bad Fur Day - Sloprano (The Great Mighty Poo) - Live Orchestra

Orchestra: https://www.facebook.com/orchestre.ojv/Singer: Matthew McGeeAlbum: N64Arrangement: Julien Bodart

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So not much change for some of them
HZD spoilerIf I were reconstructing the entire biosphere, unless I had a really good reason, I’d leave out bacteria that made people stink, and especially endemic diseases like Cutibacterium acnes which are unavoidable today but didn’t always affect humans. There are good reasons to think that no one had acne until about 7000 years ago when people started cultivating grape vines and picked up something that lives on them, and that could be true after the apocalypse if Gaia didn’t choose to put the same thing on grapes.
people would literally kill scalpers to get their hands on the hardware
tbf the apocalypse did not stop her from shaping her brows and wearing makeup
Yep, most male gamers who take issue with Aloy don’t recognize she has some light coverage, and then criticize her for not wearing makeup and being ugly, which is amusing. And sad too, that even wearing makeup doesn’t satisfy their impossible standards because it’s still not enough makeup.

I rarely have any encounters with genuinely toxic gamers, but I remember one time a troll being rude to everyone and was bragging how great he is with having more points while I have zero (we are just few minutes into the game). I responded that he has zero sex in real life. He didn’t reply for a long time until he had enough and quit before telling me to kill myself. I think he quit because I eventually outscored him by a wide margin. Lol funniest gaming moment I had. I haven’t encountered the player again because he probably got banned.

These incels blame everyone but themselves. And the thing is, I give them the benefit of the doubt, because many of them are probably neurodivergent and don’t even realise it so they did not get the necessary help. I am not saying it is the person’s fault for being neurodivergent, but many incels who happen to be one easily lash out because they just don’t realise they are neurodivergent. I have a family member who was diagnosed only later in life, which explains a lot when we were growing up.

I can’t afford to give them the benefit of the doubt, because I’m a woman, and for many of them, my existence is anathema.
I completely understand. I am not saying all are mysoginists should be left completely off the hook because some are genuine assholes who are too far gone, like Andrew Tate; but on the one hand, people who are mentally and emotionally vulnerable have been groomed to adopt extreme views. The latter should be helped.
Unless you engage with them in some sort of way, which you don’t want to do in most cases, how do you find out? It’s hard to keep an open mind when encountering such a person and so is giving them the benefit of the doubt. Nowadays, it’s just the easiest explanation to assume they’re just a misogynist