Something I'm learning in my adventures in Linux is that it's vital to have a second, working computer with you in order to search for ways to fix the thing you've just massively broken.
@DJDarren Me and Linux be like
(except an infinite amount of times)

@fkamiah17 Oh, Linux is EASY!

First, you hate yourself. Then you find a piece of shit old computer, and, using a new computer, you spend hours researching which distro will work the best on the shitty old hardware that you don't really need because, well, you've got a new computer anyway.

Each distro is functionally the same, but the diehards like to argue about it all anyway because that's what makes us human.

You then install your chosen distro, and find that you've fucked something up.

@DJDarren Well, I've done the first bit 😂
(the shitty old computer has been sitting about 10 ft away from my desk for the last two years)
@fkamiah17 @DJDarren wait, your entire house isn't full of shitty old half-working computers?