So I've had this problem for years where I'm constantly losing USB drives. I can never find one when I need it and then I just buy a cheapo replacement drive off of amazon (which I then lose). But like companies still give out USB drives for free at like conferences and stuff, so those bulk drives have to come from somewhere. One casual glance at AliExpress and I have my solution; a lot of 50 64GB USB3.0 drives for $150CDN and they’ll laser engrave a custom logo in it for free.

So I guess my only question is; what is the stupidest thing I can get laser engraved into a USB drive? Hit me with your best shot fediverse. Printing area is 3.9cm x 1.2cm