@thestrangelet
I have a parable let me see if I can tell it in char limit

Two lumberjacks boasting theyre the best had a contest cutting down trees from dawn to dusk.

One didn't stop and cut a quarter mile of trees.

One stopped every few hours and took a break and cut a half mile of trees.

At the end the loser asked how did you do more when you took all those breaks?

I was sharpening my ax.