My sister sent me this and boy do I feel this in my bones. My 50+ bones.

@petrillic hell yeah!

(Except for in a zombie apocalypse, don't follow me. I'm lasting like 6 minutes)

@Coacharming @petrillic

Remember, you don't have to run very fast, you just have to run faster than the slow person next to you.

@ninedragons @Coacharming @petrillic yeah, but approaching 50, that's still a challenge some days!

@Dss
Ah, use your brain.

Off you cannot outrun the other person, it's okay to use whatever means to slow the other person.

It's not like the other person will be able to raise a complaint with the race organiser, or if they will be it's not very probable that you will care about it.
@ninedragons @Coacharming @petrillic

@yacc143 @Dss @ninedragons @Coacharming @petrillic I resent the tactic to sabotage others, or slow them down. If you can't run (fast enough) stand silently. The idiots will weed out by screaming and drawing all the zombies at them.