Mastodawn

That's good to know.

@lowqualityfacts Saint Patrick got all the snakes out of Ireland by mailing them

@lowqualityfacts presumably it only works if you affix enough stamps or does the postal service expect the recipient to pay the difference?

@lowqualityfacts This actually is not too far from the truth. We ordered our snake and he arrived in a tiny little box on our porch. 😊

@lowqualityfacts i think i’ve seen a true crime on point

This is patently false.

You need to apply sufficient postage to the snake too.

@lowqualityfacts They used to mail children

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But would it stay in the box?
🐍

"Fuck this, I'll crawl."

@lowqualityfacts same is true for badgers

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If you write an address on a snake and put it in your mailbox, the mailman is legally obligated to bite it.

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That's why snakes have the motto "Don't stamp on me"

@lowqualityfacts as long as it has postage