"So we did a pilot of your Trump Show pitch. The concept sounded great and he immediately agreed. Once a week Donald Trump gets hooked up to a polygraph and every time he lies, he has to fire someone from his administration with the candidate list coming from audience polls. But yeah, well. Being forced to fire his whole cabinet after 25 minutes didn't go down well. At least we now know the brand of his tan. That was the only truth he told. Sorry to hear you have been deported!"
