Infrared contact lenses let you see in the dark

https://lemm.ee/post/64688107

Infrared contact lenses let you see in the dark - lemm.ee

Lemmy

even with eyes closed

Not sure I would want something like that.

You would if you don’t like surprises.

Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”

How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
This is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.