Every line is pitch-perfect. McSweeney's, you glorious bastards, you've done it again. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-company-reminder-for-everyone-to-talk-nicely-about-the-giant-plagiarism-machine
A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine

Our 12th most-read article of 2025. - - -Originally published May 19, 2025. - - -Hey team. Itโ€™s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so Iโ€™ll cu...

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