The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
@Natasha_Jay I know why Leon isn't helping.
@ZenHeathen @Natasha_Jay
Tell me about Elon, Leon.
@bruce And now I'm reminded of the fake movie poster for Elon: The Unprofessional. (Although if anyone did make it, it would have to be a documentary instead of a thriller.)
@wesdym Played by Toby Stephens.

@ahltorp @wesdym

Toby Stephens, the younger son of actors Dame Maggie Smith and Sir Robert Stephens,[1] was born on 21 April 1969 in London.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toby_Stephens#Early_life_and_education

i did not know that!

Toby Stephens - Wikipedia

@amiserabilist @ahltorp @wesdym Trivial oddity:

Toby played the supervillain in "Die Another Day," and also played Bond in a collection of full-cast radio dramas. Not sure if any other actors have played both Bond and his nemesis.

@raganwald

he was good looking enough to be bond.

@ahltorp @wesdym

@amiserabilist On radio, anyway, heh.
@amiserabilist Seriously, though, he's a looker. I felt like that film was at least slightly aware of its potential subtle gay subtext.
@wesdym @amiserabilist I accept that by Bond standards, it’s subtle.
@bruce @ZenHeathen @Natasha_Jay Same letters! Now it all makes sense!
Sort of.
@nichni @ZenHeathen @Natasha_Jay
We should make Musk take the Voight-Kampff test.
@bruce @nichni @Natasha_Jay He hates empathy. He would *want* to fail.