Instead of storing my data in the cloud, I just store it in the bush. It's the same thing, only palette-swapped. More accessible, too.
You know any animal that wanders by can pee all over your data that way, right? It's just not safe. When it's up in the cloud, only birds can pee on it, so there's a lot less risk.
@Alex @ckape
Doesn't every storage unit have at least one 'I Pee' address?