Official 1: "Sir, why don't we just gift him the plane?"

Official 2: "You mean THE plane? THAT plane?"

2: Yes, sir. With everything already installed and embedded.

1: It's an interesting suggestion, but do you really believe that he's stupid enough to accept a gift like that?

2: Sir, he kept overflowing cardboard boxes of top secret United States documents piled up in a guest bathroom at his home.

1: Get on it. You're promoted.