product features i used to care about:
- best specs
- fastest and coolest
- new. brand new. Brand new tech
- more features than the competition
- does everything

product features i care about now:
- does one thing
- uses the same cable as my other devices
- fits nicely in my desk drawer
- easy to clean
- doesn't make any stupid sounds
- when i forget about it for 3 years and try to use it, it works how i vaguely remember it working