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serpineslairA wall?!
Flamekebablooks at radiator dubiously
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all
Fleshy car wrap :D
We had cat in the bag
Now we have car in the ass
lime!
x4740NHumans fucking cars
Gradually_AdjustingA 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
Well, safety first
HARDER!!
A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔
Blender and a funnel!
Eww thats even worse
I reckon you could manage a towel with a bit of lube and some sort of stick to help it on its way.
I believe on you, you’ve got this.
I believe in you
Wrap it around a stick and then wrap it with rope like you would do with a turkey and then soak it in coconut oil
Haven’t done it myself yet but sounds like it might work🤷♂️
The finger pointed at the fish tank.
I wish i die before that
-fish
fleebleneebleEugh, nicotine pouch spit cup. Slimy.
I’m lying on my right side in bed so I guess the ceiling?
MelodiousFunkSame, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦
Same, but lying on my left side, so the mattress?
rockerface 🇺🇦Toilet paper? All according to plan
ApyteleSame but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up
I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes
My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option out of everyone
My wife is on my left, it’s going to be interesting
Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.
Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scolding alone would make that worse than a no staff without getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.
banazirWell shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar…
Oh lawd not again
Nonono… just do us a favour and don’t film it. I’ve been scarred enough for a lifetime.
You think you’re scarred? You should see my bu- you know what, I’m not making this joke.
Venus_ZiegenfalleI’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo
The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur
RushLanaI only have a table to my left…
Well this is gonna hurt.
My couch is the only object on my left
It’s great seeing you are using Lemmy, Mr Vance.
Put The Cat down shane dawson
OK, there’s actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
Vlad the impaler
It’s like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.
froufoxA kettle again😓
Wait what u mean again???
I should’ve not said that💀
daggermoonA bigass shelf. I’m going to die.
ZozanoThe first time I saw this post: sunglasses
The second time: 375mL can of beer.
There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS
Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get
Why did I choose a ten-string guitar
chuckles nervously in double neck
So do I choose the bath or one of the shampoo bottles? 🤔
I’d go with the shampoo bottles
The wall? I wonder how that’s gonna work
OldManBOMBINA mirror. Or… Myself?
My poor Blåhaj…
haha nvidia shield toblerone remote
RouthinatorWell… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.