A team of scientists spent decades laying out this two page spread in a high-tech laboratory deep underground, all in an effort to explore the theoretical uppermost bounds of things that are extremely my shit.

(Shout-out to @jugglinmike for loaning me Mega Man/MMX Official Complete Works.)

@Wilto Drink it in!
@jugglinmike You remember back when they used to call me "Rainbow Warrior Miracle Kid," surely.
@Wilto Ah, yes. Before the accident. And the aging.