andros_rexbutt mogged these zoomers today
badbrainstormOn that twelve cheeseburger a day looksmaxxing plan
Snot FlickermanI know this is a joke, but come on, that lady probably works her ass off to keep that physique. She doesn’t exactly have big flabby arms and legs or a double chin.
That’s why it’s looksmaxxing. Staying otherwise fit, while keeping that booty.
And yes, it’s a joke on a shitpost thread. Lighten up
What do you look like?
AussiemandeusA mirror
Swedneckon that colloidal silver diet
Are you me or we?
6’ 03" 170 lbs.
I’m not body shaming either, white knights.
Women eating their way to keep their booty/boobs is a real thing
Women eating their way to keep their booty/boobs is a real thing
propersomething has awakened inside of me
Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
IheartcheeseButt mogged
socsaGottem
That’s a fad I can get behind!
based
Shake ass
Kill the bourgeoisie
666 fuck the police
I got banned from Reddit just for reading this
skulblakaBorn to Twerk / World Is A Fuck / Slay em all 2024 / I Am Ass Man / 410,757,864,530 Mogged Zoomers
Straight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponized EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?
UnderpantsWeevilHer middle fingers
Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.
But what does the akimbo part mean?
SturgistBoth hands. Like in games where you have a pistol or smg in both hands.
Please go and watch the movie Guns Akimbo. It demonstrates the concept and is one of the best damn action movies ever produced.
If you’re into retro FPS gaming at all you should do yourself a favor and play Blood-- I think it’s where I learned the word akimbo, as there’s a powerup that lets you shoot double guns for awhile. That’s not why you should play it though; it’s a classic in its own right, and was built on the Build engine (along with Duke 3d and Shadow Warrior).
Guns Akimbo Therapy
“I live… again!”
Sorry for the nine month old answer, but “akimbo” describes limbs that are spread and tilt backwards (even if only slightly) at the joint, like a gecko’s do.
I’m so yelling that next time i flip someone off (and/or flash my man-boobs)
fossilesqueWise woman. Birds aren’t real.
Based and ass-pilled
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Just the car?
Ass if you don’t twerk in car dealership lots at 3 am like the rest of us
Did you get her number?
Nice my kind of chick.
wow GTA 6 sounds immersive
iltoroargentoDamn, bro…
At best she used unwilling bystanders as props and at worst sexually harassed random girls and wants attention for it?
Disgusting troll needs a treadmill
My brother in Christ, if this is sexual harassment, your are assaulting everyone who sees you leave the house.
your are
You somehow managed to get it wrong both ways at once, I’m actually impressed.
Stop assaulting them fascist
STOP RESISTING
I CANT STOP
WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUUUUUU
I’m not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.
Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.
It might be news to you but the word cypher existed before the Matrix
It absolutely isn’t, if I had called that out originally you wouldn’t have responded with exactly what I expected.
I love this.
Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?
This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.
The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?
responded with exactly what I expected.
Did I active your turbo-nerd trap card? Gonna jizz about it while looking at some gargoyle?
For someone who is loving it you sure seem mad
I’m just excited.
I’ve never caught one in the wild before. I’ve seen you guys post…
Wow. It’s like meeting Andy Dick.
I’ve seen you guys post…
Who are these guys?
I don’t know or care who Andy is but again you seem mad about something
CROUCHING ON THE STREET = SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?
I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.
THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR!!
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Straight to jail!
Straight to jail.
Their reactions are fucking great, especially the girl on the left.
oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!
You cropped out the hand with 3 fingers and a thumb with the middle finger being extra large. It might not be an AI insert but between that and no shadows it’s suspect.