Stamets
7355608I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.
SassyRamenKill me now and you’ll never learn how to get deez…
(Gets killed anyways)
Killer: “dEeZ nUtS HaR hAr”
lower gun and shoots you in the back
“Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”
Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠
So a Goku cake?
In case you aren’t aware, both comments are referencing an old Youtube parody animation about Dragonball Z called “Dragonzball PeePee”.
They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.
Your mom.
“It’s ok Scooby, this is the good ending, pull the trigger.”
I Sergey we Kurt Cobain the ceiling
“Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”
u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.
Altima NEOYou forgot to turn off the safety
I’m rock hard.
froufoxIt doesn’t help, i tried it
I try to improve myself every day.
But I can never achieve this level of genius. The answer is so obvious now!
So this is it… I’m going to die.
Lord WiggleYou may think it’s genius, but since it still are the last words it doesn’t work.
Calling go go gadget bullet proof head requires that the user makes a contract: their head and neck are permanently hardened, rendering their lips and vocal cords immobilized.
Or he is so amazed it actually worked he doesn’t dare to speak a word anymore for the rest of his life.
you’ll never find all the bombs before they go off without me.
sp3ctr4lOmae wa mou shindeiru.
Pull trigger to continue.
SurpPenis
oni ᓚᘏᗢ“‘Have a gun pointing to my head.’ Checked.”
Woohoo! Bucket list complete!
Take, take me me home. 'Cause I don’t remember…
never gonna give you up…
Live longer if you said Dee Dee De dee de
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Nothing ever worked out for Inspector Gadget without Brain and Penny’s intervention. Dude’s gonna have fake snakes pop out his ears like those gag cans, but then a child and her dog will show up and save the day.
I hate when I open up a case of brain only to find out it was just gag spring snakes again.
“What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?
Ah you know what I’ll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code’s easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Good ol’ phone code. But at least now I’ve bought enough time for POCKET SAND!”
Have you heard of the High Elves
I’ve met a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Nasty creatures.
Ilm holding in a particularly big and foul one so you might want to think twice.
Fuck you
Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like “What did I do?!”
I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.
Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
_lilithAlright, this better blow my mind.
“I am Legion, for we are many”
MacN'CheezusI have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
discombobulate
HappySkullsplitterAnything worth shooting is worth shooting twice
I don’t want to be a vegetable
“I just want you to understand… These edibles weren’t shit.”
They hesitated, so there’s a chance.
I’d ask to have a conversation since I’m dead anyway - what do they have to lose? May as well go out amused.
Thank you.
Your mother was always my favorite removed.
starman2112“Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”
Then I immediately be killed in an attempt to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick
Just shoot me.