Mastodawn

Church of Jeff Oct 24, 2024

An Atheist dies and goes to Hell. He is greeted by Satan and is shown around. The weather is nice, the dirt is fertile, and Satan gives him a nice house that is nicely furnished. He has all the food he could eat and he is free to roam around and enjoy eternity. Satan leaves, telling him he will check on him in a few weeks.
The Atheist is enjoying his eternity and has been hiking and exploring when he comes to a high wall. He looks over the wall...

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#Atheism #Atheist #ReligionIsPoison

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NoahLoren Mar 24, 2025

@jeffowski

At first I thought:

If the Christians are right, will we go to Hell? But if we go to Heaven, we will spend eternity surrounded by a bunch of fanatical Christians. Let's go to Hell then.

But then I realized:

If the Christians are right, we will go to Hell, and there will be Christians there too, because they are hypocrites and do not follow their own dogmas!

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Sable Shade🇦🇺🍉🗝🇵🇸🇺🇦

@NoahLoren @jeffowski
Ah, is that where,
Damned if ya do.
Damned if ya don't,
comes from¿