Brochastic Guyolence

US citizens! ⚠️

please remember that the Real ID law is now in effect, specifying the identification required to travel through airport checkpoints. and the Fake ID law is now in effect, requiring you to impersonate a guy named Brian Henderson from Paramus, NJ, to buy alcohol at the store

May 7 at 7:48pmWeb
Show threadKMFTMMay 7
@jackdaw_ruiz reading the wikipedia article for this horrid location to try to triangulate why you know about it
Show threadBrochastic GuyolenceMay 7

@ray

my family, the Hendersons, go back... uhh. .. five generations in Paramus. .. can i have my Jim Beam now?

Show threadKMFTMMay 7
@jackdaw_ruiz white nuclear families be like: my lifes dream is to live somewhere whose most recognizable feature is this
Show threadalys23h ago
@jackdaw_ruiz the law of the conservation of ID realness strikes again