I meet a lot of strange people walking as I'm afraid to drive. I recently moved to a small town from a big city. I walked all day yesterday for 2 hours looking for a hot coffee. I didn't find one (everything is closed Monday here..), but I asked for a cross guard where I could find one, (he laughed and said there wasn't any around here) and he said he moved from the same big city I was at. I told him "oh! I really miss it there, it was so nice." He gestures broadly and says well...