cyranoMay 1, 2025

Tesla Board Opened Search for a CEO to Succeed Elon Musk

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/43304671

Tesla Board Opened Search for a CEO to Succeed Elon Musk - Divisions by zero

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/43304669 [https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/43304669]

Show threadMuskyMelonMay 1, 2025
I, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!
Show thread/home/pineappleloverMay 1, 2025

As CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently?

Keep your answer under 5 minutes

Show threadMuskyMelonMay 2, 2025

  • Get rid of the Cyberduck

  • Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff.

  • E-muscle car.

    • Show threadozoned
    Too expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!
    May 2, 2025 at 6:36amWeb