ME: I have no sense of fashion and have all the clothing I need and buying new things is dumb and cession to conspicuous consumption.

ME TEN SECONDS AGO: I need that fucken cap right fucken now.

Can you WEAR The Guillotine by The Coup? No, it is a song, dummy. It is not a wearable. But you CAN wear a guillotine baseball cap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ
The Coup - "The Guillotine"

"The Guillotine" by The Coup from the new album 'Sorry To Bother You,' out nowProduced and Directed by Beau Patrick CoulonDP & Edit - Shawn ButcherAC - Danie...

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Thanks to my bud Bill for contributing this shot of an amazing and wonderful product. BOUNDARY ISSUE WARNING: IF I SEE YOU WEARING THESE IRL, I WILL POINT AT YOU, SAY YOU ARE AWESOME AND START TALKING TO YOU LIKE WE ARE FRIENDS. Apologies in advance.

@GrimmReality

Embiggen.

We're besties now no backsies.

@GrimmReality

Thank you 💫