JPApr 27, 2025

"Your call is so important to us, we have fired all the humans and replaced them with a terrible automated system that cannot understand you.

Please hold while we pay our executives another bonus for some reason.

Did you know you can use the Internet to discover our website can't answer your question?"

Show threadideogramApr 28, 2025
@daedalus
"We are currently experiencing high call volumes like we do every moment our lines are available, but we refuse to employ more staff as this would cut into the profits"
Show threadAlastair McBain Apr 28, 2025
@ideogram @daedalus "Please listen to this annoying message carefully as we changed our menu at least a year ago and won't shut up about it in case you called in over a year ago, and still remember the numbering."
Show threadNeo EhproqueMay 1, 2025
@asmcbain @ideogram @daedalus please listen to these 2 annoying minutes of explaining the options as if you had not memorized them months ago
Show threadAlastair McBain 
@ehproque "Since this is voicemail, we're not going to explain any of the key commands and you'll just have to wait for your brain to remember that you once learned 7 is delete and * is hang up."
May 1, 2025 at 4:57pmWeb