Banananananananana - Mander

Lemmy

It’s not ripe yet. Sure, the green is gone, but the brown spots haven’t started to show up yet.
Gross! Everyone knows bananananananananas are best when there’s still a bit of green.

Please do not the slugs.

Parasites! Death!

how else does one become secretary of health tho
You have to be a parasite for that, not have a parasite.
So he’s a twofer?

Don’t what the slugs?

Eat? Fondle? Give words of encouragement?

Fuck. It’s always fuck.
Enjoy your rat lungworm :)
Hrm, but not 1/10? Good to know... 😋
So there was actually a hint of banana?

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring…

Banana slug.

Are these the ones that produce epic levels of mucus as defense? I saw a video once of a frog try to eat one of those and it eventually gave up after its mouth was so full of mucus it couldn’t swallow
it was a snake, the slime from the slug clogged the snakes mouth.

The older, nicer version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYbWjJsLymE

The newer, more extreme version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=COOxP3_HFcM

Snake takes on a banana slug and loses!

YouTube
Banana [slug] for scale.
Their flavour is probably based on the Gros Michel variety of bananas, which was mostly wiped out by a blight in the 1950s. Most bananas these days are the Cavendish variety, which doesn’t taste the same.
Mmm now i got rat lungworm 😋
As a 90’s kid in NorCal, these things were everywhere. We always dared each other to lick them. I always wimped out though.
Banana slug mucus makes your tongue go numb, and they aren’t half bad when cooked/cleaned properly! (I went to a living history camp as a kid)