Lawyers what are some of the most ridiculous arguments you've heard in the courtroom?

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Lawyers what are some of the most ridiculous arguments you've heard in the courtroom? - midwest.social

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IANAL but my attorney once told me he witnessed a guy defending himself in court for involuntary manslaughter saying “I didn’t see the red light because I was drunk.”
That’s basically just proving the “Involuntary” part.