Lawyers what are some of the most ridiculous arguments you've heard in the courtroom?

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Lawyers what are some of the most ridiculous arguments you've heard in the courtroom? - midwest.social

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We don’t have lawyers on Lemmy lol, only privacy/Linux enthusiasts.
Running a law firm on Linux

We are now three or so months into the world of running decoded.

someone reach out! I feel a house lawyer in the making.