Grimm 
We love you, #Canada.
Enjoyable short video re Canadian exit-polling.
https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3lnwb3gupms2b
https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3lnwb3gupms2b
Anybody heard from Danielle Smith? I want to see her cry butter.
I know Alberta is basically Canadian Texas but that sneering dumbfuck might be as responsible for OPENLY branding the Tories as Vichy-in-waiting as anyone and it's not like she hid any of this. She and every last fucking toadying ideological thrall she canoodles with is just that openly shit a person.
https://beige.party/@GrimmReality/114218610290763423
https://beige.party/@GrimmReality/114218610290763423
Grimm :bc: (@[email protected])
Definitely worth pointing out that Canadian Tories would, at BEST, make Canada a servile client state of the U.S. regime and the reason, as revealed out of their own fucking mouths, is they're all members of the same transnational fascist movement bankrolled by skeevy nazi oligarchs. https://globalnews.ca/news/11094625/danielle-smith-tariffs-canada-election/
I wonder if now is the proper time for my cover of The Young'uns song about beating back homegrown fascists, but, let's be honest, there's never really a BAD time for that, is there? #ElbowsUp
https://soundcloud.com/matthew-grimm/cable-street
https://soundcloud.com/matthew-grimm/cable-street
Cable Street
Cover of the song by The Young'uns
Oh, also, y'know what, fuck it, if there are any hot brilliant hilarious Canadian people, possibly election-drunk, who might be lofty-minded enough to be interested in saving a mostly worthless leftist screed-writer and periodic musician from his American-ness, I am currently, in the spirit of the festivities, open to entertaining options. Some assembly required. Will never fucking ever vote Tory.
But I joke (sort of) about marrying into #Canada - the IMPORTANT thing here is, hearty hugs, high-fives and congrats in abundance to Canadians on remaining a free country. Turns out NOT doing that fucking sucks.
Pollievre lost his seat. In a night of neo-nazis eating shit, that is the shit-eatingest shit-eating I could have hoped for even before I stopped hoping for good things because it yielded too fucking much disappointment. #canadavotes2025
CARLETON REPRESENT✊
I know exactly jack shit about Carleton but it doesn't matter. I'll paypal you fuckers beers if you want. Bruce Fanjoy, you're a goddamn hero.
We are all Canadian tonight.
Anna
I AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑🔥@GrimmReality
That's the best news yet, losing his own seat.
That's the best news yet, losing his own seat.