Tryst 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿  Apr 28

Meanings of the smoke for the upcoming papal conclave:

Black smoke means they're burning oil, which could be a sign of piston ring or valve stem seal wear

White smoke means they're burning coolant and the papal head gasket has blown

Show threadEtherAndRhumApr 28

@tryst

Pink smoke means its a girl

Blue smoke means they just lit up a massive bong, prayin’n insane in the membrane

Purple haze means Jimi just finished a solo, and everybody’s kissed the sky

Show threadAndrewApr 29
@EtherNRhum @tryst Clergy in disarray after confusion on if its "kiss this guy" or "kiss the sky"
Show threadEtherAndRhum
@cinebox @tryst Ponse Pilate in dismay, was sure he heard “kill this guy”, was sure people would remember that move
Apr 29 at 2:41amWeb